{She Said} Rude Doors

My doors have a mind of their own and they are precocious.

Just as I get used to which door sticks and which one squeeks, they change. And then I am giving the impression of anger by slamming a door that used to be hard to close but now closes with ease. I would think it was Matt messing with me by fixing the issues and just not telling me but that would take some initiative on his part for something that he doesn't really see an issue with- they still fulfill their intended purpose, right?

I don't like having sneaky doors- it makes me feel bested by wood and a knob. My self-esteem can't handle it.