{She Said} First Boat Romp

I was paranoid of things like Zach all of the sudden rebelling and jumping into the water or us hitting a fish and the boat lurching so that Zach is ripped from my arms into the water. In these visions Zach immediately goes underwater and doesn't resurface (as the air and fat in our bodies would normally facilitate).

Of course, none of these things happened but, of course, we had the twice-his-size orange jacket of fun on. He had a blast (despite the look on his face below) and was, as always, a well behaved boy.

 And, the rest of the crew... really leading Zach to question, "why isn't anyone else wearing one of these things!?!"