{She Said} A Mark of Intelligence (or lack there of)…?

The new fad with my 7th graders is animal shaped rubber bands. Evidently they are beast. I don’t shy away from telling the kids that these bands are ridiculous and they will fight me to the death to defend their little obsession’s honor. So a sign of intelligence: they will defend their beloved rubber bands. A mark against them: they are defending rubber bands.

So there you go ladies and gentlemen… the future of America….