{She Said} Pregnancy has made me one of those people…

… that spills something on myself every time I eat
… that can’t remember simple sets of instructions
… that cries randomly
… that would drink water from a toilet if no other source of satiation was provided
… that really has the possibility of wetting themselves
… that gets winded when talking too long with too much emphasis
… that looks dumbly at others while processing minor details that were just said
… that has feet that look like a hobbit’s feet (other than the hair)

Oh the things we endure for the miracle of life. Will I ever be the same? Sadly, for Matt, probably not.