{She Said}Two Ships Passing…

If you pass me in the hall, on the street, wherever and say “hi” or something of the like to me and I don’t respond, you should assume one of two things:

1. I didn’t hear you.

2. I hate you.

Either way, don’t care enough to yell after me in a condescending manner “I SAID HELLO, GILPIN.” It makes you look like the jerk whereas before it could have been me.