{She Said} Burping Evolution

Can you imagine if, after every meal, we had to turn around and have someone pat our back vigorously for a couple minutes or so to stimulate burping. And then, if it didn't work, having every excuse in the world to scream and holler in pain with out anyone judging us for being a bit over-dramatic. You think it would become acceptable to ask strangers for the pats if a comrade wasn't available? You think that Sunday beer and football events would end up being just great big giant back patting sessions?

The world will never know.