{She Said} Working Out the Salivary Glands

The other day I embarked on the one holiday activity that I find no pleasure in at all... Licking the holiday card envelopes.

Last year, I escaped having to partake in this fun due my being pregnant and Matt's fear of what the glue is and what's in the glue. Generally speaking, I get no assistance in this task and if I do you would think The Man has been poisoned.

Seriously, why can't they find a way to make that taste better?

Ridiculous.